I saw this video yesterday on Kotaku, one of my go-to sources for gaming news. What this had to do with gaming is beyond me. Anyways, it made me see the error of my ways. The plan will be simple:
- Find a celebrity that looks like me
- Wait until they are filming a movie in Pittsburgh
- Disguise myself to look like said celebrity
- ???
- Profit
I've been told before I look like Jesse Eisenberg, though this was pre-haircut. Jesse Eisenberg is obviously going to bring in the ladies. So all I'll need to do is grab a hoodie and sunglasses, a look he fortunately shares with Ryan Gosling, and walk around Pittsburgh. The women won't be able to keep their hands off of me. Foolproof.
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| Foolproof. |
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