Captain's Log: Batteries Not Included

I am a very weak-willed individual.  I said I would never do it.  I said that this wasn't my kind of thing.  But here I am, after spending two hours on a background image due to my acceptance for nothing less than absolute perfection, with what one may refer to as a "blog."  If I actually decide to continue with this, I will commence updating within the next couple days.  Until then, stay frosty.